I had gotten all the way to the hotel when I realized I don’t own a leopard-print thong. I had the wrong suitcase. It contained the clothing of a fashion-forward twenty-something guy, not a 48 year-old businessman. After spending a couple of hours going back to the airport, standing in line and sorting things out, I was finally reunited with my suitcase around midnight. I had never been so happy to see plain white boxers in my life.
-- Dan G., Santa Monica
Trouble is that at 'X-Marts' in the US, briefs come in packs of 4 or 5, rolled up. Even if one's a plain white kind of guy, the makers would combine plain colors with rather 'creative' designs. So, I confess, I've ended up with underwear from the sixties at times. Which complicates the color-sorting at laundry time. Luckily, nobody has ended up with my suitcase!
Alex -- LA, CA.
is this phckn srht real? how phckn corprate bss can u get.
This is why i fly private!!
This is why i fly private!!
I was flying on business with two colleagues and decided to stop into an airport shop for mints before the flight. Paid for the mints, received change, and my wallet was gone. That quickly. I asked everybody in the shop to stop and look around. Searched for a good 15 minutes and nothing. Ran to the gate to explain my situation and told my colleagues to fly without me. I was waiting at an the airport information desk for a police officer when a was tapped on my shoulder. It was a woman with my wallet in her hand. "I took your wallet," she said. "Sorry about that." It was the clerk at the store where I bought the mints!
Had to catch the redeye to make my meeting.
if the shoe fits, wear it
No guy should be wearing a leopard print thong - period.
Yikes!
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