I am in a differet hotel every week and have seen everything--hookers, crack whores, pimps, fire alarms ---but never a naked sleep walker. I am missing out...am writing this from my hotel in Paris!

A few years back I lived close to work in the Beverly Hills-LA border. To keep fit, I would drive one week on and off, since the walk was just 30 minute-long and rather invigorating. There was a hotel right on Beverly Blvd. with rooms with windows floor to ceiling directly facing the street, separated from the sidewalk by a 2-foot garden strip. As I walked by, I thought I was looking at my reflection on a shiny window (about 10:30 p.m.), on second look, I noticed it was a beautiful middle-aged naked lady, standing in shock to see me up close. Rather than covering herself, she froze up staring at me in disbelief, as only the glass separated us. I acted casual and turned instead to see the bed, lit up by a night table lamp, where a man tucked under the covers read a book. The brief encounter made the night entertaining. I realized that she walked directly to the window to close the drapes.
As for me, living in LA, wearing briefs and a T-shirt (at least), is 'de rigueur' in shaky California. A habit that goes with me on my travels too.

"Whats wrong with it?" Just yes.

chicken, what's wrong with your body man?

was Ready to Eat After I got off my Plane to DC. I went to golden Corral and had a wounderful meal. as I paid the check, I sat there waiting for my server to pick it up. When suddenly I hered, "AAAAKKKK!!!!!" like someone had stoped breathing or died!!! when I turned to see what happened, I witnessed what still haunts me....Some big lady threw up!! the look on her face was priceless like, "oh-no! I shoulden't have done that!!!" One of my Groupies said she was making room for more and they all giggled. But not me, I was about to hurl myself!!(But I kept it in) worst of all we had to walk around it to get out!!!YUCK!!!!

A few months ago I stayed at a motel, everything went fine untill the drug dealers and hookers started to gather around the motel, well guess what happened? The police showed up and everything went down the crapper, the police arested thouse that they could catch then wanted statment from every one in the motel. Needless to say I didn't get any sleep, and I was dog tired from work.

We had a late Saturday night flight. As soon as we were airborne, the guy in the next row let some foul gas; my wife and I turned to each other, held our respective noses, and shrugged. When it happened again a little while later, my wife and I turned to each other and simultaneously blurted out, "Oh no, not again!" After a few minutes it happened again. And again, and again, and again, until our 6+ hour flight was nearly over and we heard the "prepare for landing" warning.

After the second or thrid round of fumes, the guy's friend sheepishly looked at us and whispered that apparently his friend had had too much cholent
< http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholent > earlier that day.

Needless to say, we got no rest that flight.

Me and my sister recently visited our relatives home land of Germany. We share a room although not a bed of course. We let them know when we booked there would be two people. Upon entering the room, I noticed the bathroom had just one towel. I went out and found the maid and tried to explain but she didnt speak English. When I showed her the one towel, she pushed me out of the way, starting searching our room like we had stolen the towels. Then she went and got more towels, threw them at me and I am sure she was cussing me out in German

Sleping nude. Whats wrong with it? Our parents most likely did sleep nude after sex, and they were not embarrassed. Why should we be "humiliated"? We is a big word. It all depends on that one persons point of view. If there is a fire at my house overnight, I have a bathrobe, UPS does not deliver when we sleep, and if it does decide to do so, the driver can leave the package outside the front door as is the way UPS and FedEx work from 7:00 PM - 7:00 AM.

Woke up in Az once out from under the covers to see the Maid pulling the door shut. Apparently she knocked and I didn't hear her.

I was in a hotel in LA about 10 years ago. I was sitting in a chair checking email and watching TV. I saw the couple next door come out onto the balcony. Next thing I know I have a full-blown show outside my door. No way they didn't know I was there.

So I was in a hotel that was connected by a door, you know the two rooms connected? Well I was there on a buisness trip and by accident I guess my group got those rooms, only none of us knew where the doors went. We thought they went into some third person's room. So we left it alone. Well in the middle of the night the woman I worked with who was in the other room (and apparently sleeps in the nude) walked into my room.

Spent 8 years traveling all over on business and have had WAY too many unenjoyable encounters with other naked travelers. Rescued naked co-worker who stupidly took her roomservice tray out the door (while naked) and let it close behind her in the middle of the night. Got to leave a Hilton once at 2:00 a.m. in Washington DC in freezing January sleet due to fire alarm...naked and drunk couple sharing bedspread as their only apparel there, too. Had gay man (yep...naked) robbed and tied up next door by a one night stand he had picked up in Savannah. He kicked the wall until I called downstairs to complain and they found him. Came back to my room mid-day in Nassau, Bahamas to surprise of housekeeper and bellman doing the nasty (only mostly naked) in my room. Coworkers used to joke I'd seen more naked strangers than an ER doctor.

You see I have this customer who has a large default I cannot collect on. I need a person who has a reasonable reaction to difficult situations. Mr anonymous beer bottle on the head could be the very person my company needs.

Hmm smacking someone over the head with a bottle because they accidentally spilled your beer. Seems a pretty reasonable response? Wonder why the name of the poster is anonymous. I would love to know your name and company as I would so look forward to conducting a business negotiation with you.

I did a two-nighter at a reputable, high-end hotel in Charleston, WV. The "gentleman" in the next room had a late evening visitor -- the walls were paper thin & I could hear him blow his nose even with the TV on. Soon they weren't just talking. I heard that too. She left then I heard him talking again... this time to the Mrs about the color of paint, sprinklers... Munchkin came online too to talk about a picture she drew. It was all a little... icky... My second night was in another room.

NS in DC

Sleep walkers have pretty kreepy eyes.

I've had to rescue some idiot sleep walker that fell into the pool in the middle of the night while everyone else was sleeping. In the middle on January, sopping wet, ice cold, all alone, can't find my room key, I'm not going to that hotel again!

For the person that left a comment before me, its spelled creepy not kreepy.

Ok people imagine going on a buisness trip from america to germany... 13 hours. 30 minutes into the flight the guy infront of me leans his chair back for dinner and knocks over my beer.. i was hammered at the time and had beer all over my new 200 dollar blazer... i took the still half full bottle and smacked him over the head! (I am not scared of flying but over seas i cant handle to well!) The nice thing was i got let off with a warning since the guy infront of me was a pervert and grabbed the flight attendants tushi. good times, good times.

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at night, when they close the pool and they dont put up nets, people tend to fall in, and when people fall in it gets ugly

I just started commuting by train. On my first return trip, there was a young couple sitting in front of me. I didn't care that they were draped all over each other until I realized that she was sqeezing zits on his face, ears, neck....That was one long ride with a my stiff neck holding my head at a right angle, staring out the window in the black tunnels. Eyes shut.

Love is in the Air...

On those big, empty flights late at night, sometimes they don't mind if you take a nap on the entire row.

This week on the red-eye from Tampa we were all catching some shuteye, at least until the guy up in row 18 started his dream. His happy dream. His happy dream involving lots of person-to-person contact with someone!
Woke everyone up...ten minutes of this...

i work in a hotel and have seen nude sleepwalking only once in the past year, but that was enough!!!

i think sleep walking is awsome. but thoes are some relly creepy eyes...

I was on my way to a remote island to pick up a yacht for delivery back to the states - the pilot of the small connector plane I was taking asked me to join him in the cockpit. He asked if I had ever flown a plane. Me? Of course not. He turned over the controls to me after brief instructions and then took a nap. Ackkkkk! As he walked to the small landing field building with me, he admitted he had just completed his last flight for the company and had always wanted to do that.
- AS in Colorado

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While in California I had a conversation with the hotel clerk over the phone while asleep. Apparently one of the people in my group had scheduled wake-up calls and when I answered mine I had an entire conversation in my sleep. Imagine my suprise when I woke up late and found out! Needless to say I don't remember a thing, but apparently I mostly talked gibberish. I still don't know if that was the truth or not. I hope I didn't spill anything too personal!

Thanks for a good laugh. Just happy it didn't happen to me.

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Word of Advise to Business Travelers. Better learn to pack your jammies even if it means a bigger suitcase-in fact this should be required of everyone. Solves 2 problems at once:Nude sleepwalking in distant city hotels and "aircraft aisle delay" of people jamming underpacked but oversized bags into too narrow overhead bins,while others wait to be seated. This one "lack of consideration" is a MAJOR reason some of us are disgusted with flying.CG

Actually I woke up after sleepwalking in a Berlin hotel once. Same problem, barely clothed, and not sure which room is mine...and can't speak a word of German...

calling for operation blackup

pool is closed

It's Valentines Day at your local Hotel:

I have been a road warrior for the past 22 years and this night is the worst night of the year for getting sleep. Happy couples dancing at the lounge until closing to the soft refrains of the lounge act love song tribute. Then until the wee hours of the dawn "....oh god, oh god...yes, yes, yes like that (name goes here), until I can't take it anymore and I turn on the TV and crank up Nick at Night.

This is so funny ... I cn't believe it

I read somewhere that they did a study at some hotel about naked sleepwalkers, and the hotel reported something crazy like 400 cases in one year. That's more than one a day for a whole year. Guess I'm staying at the wrong hotels

Those are kreepy eyes:)