I was coming home to the middle east from Paris for my winter vacations. I had to make a stop over in Milan. My dad had told me that I wouldn't need a visa since this was just a stop over for a couple of hours... To make sure, I'd gone to the Italian embassy in Paris and they'd told me the same thing.
So I get off at Milan and here starts the drama....I'm asked for my visa... and I'm like - 'what visa? - I don't need one!'... imagine saying that to the airport crew... So they ushered me to this secluded spot outside what appeared to be a very important official area.. I stood there for half n hour - having no idea what's going on...eventually - this woman comes out with my passport and she handed me the passport and had the two guards escort me right up to the front of a looooong queue of passengers... I was quite enjoying this and it got even more amusing when this lady asked me if I was a princess. I should have said yes - but I just told her that I didn't have a visa.
--Amberina R., Kuwait City





its a crazy world.i was driving back from work and stop by the traffic light.And from no where this 72 year old prostitute jumps into the front seat pulls her skirt up and says 'aint no shame in my game.i said aint no teeth in your mouth either.And she slapped me
hence... always carry a Tiara in your carry-on...
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